~ ~ I'm dying inside.
  • Period: You want cookies
  • Period: You want to fuck
  • Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
  • Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
  • Period: Kill them.
  • Period: Kill them too.
  • Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
  • Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
  • Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
  • Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
  • Person: what will you be for halloween?
  • Me: drunk.

theanti90smovement:

very small dog? puppy

very big dog? puppy

very young dog? puppy

very old dog? puppy

puppy? puppy

(via smiletokeepthetearsfromfalling)

narcotine:

i’m always in a cuddling mood but I never have anyone to cuddle with do you see my struggle

(via smiletokeepthetearsfromfalling)

certains:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

(Source: deeply, via smiletokeepthetearsfromfalling)

I get jealous and have a short temper and I get quite clingy. But I promise no one will ever love you like me.

-(via 5weetsorrow)

(Source: 0bvi0uslygay, via a-dark-tale)

king-18:

neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.

(Source: insanihty, via chikka-s)

siezure:

sierrabloggess:

I take this to mean that since I reblogged, I am now immortal. 

TO WAR

wiltingboy:

the good thing about me is that you can not talk to me for 3 weeks and then talk to me and I’ll be fine and still care about you the same way I did before

the bad thing is that I do that to people and they don’t understand that sometimes I just don’t feel like interacting with people.

(via awkward-m-a-r-o-o-n)

kakarikokid:

there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart

(via suicide-is-my-dream)