~ ~ I'm dying inside.

phanphanphan:

part of me wants to do really well in school and get an amazing job and the other part of me just wants to lie on the floor and do nothing ever because i’m gonna die in the end anyway

(via little-red-is-dead)

tightvaginas:

if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u

(via little-red-is-dead)

jaclcfrost:

if i lay here

if i just lay here

would you get me my charger because my laptop is about to die

(via little-red-is-dead)

maybeitsmeganline:

dutchster:

hey do you mind taking your clothes off? i’d like to see how angels hide their wings.

that was a double pick up line wow

(via smiletokeepthetearsfromfalling)

giggle:

do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up

(via smiletokeepthetearsfromfalling)

phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

(via smiletokeepthetearsfromfalling)

airoehead:

I like being sent legit anon asks it’s like being interviewed by a fan

(via sc4rymmary)

wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

(via smiletokeepthetearsfromfalling)

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via smiletokeepthetearsfromfalling)

LOOK AT THE DOG

- me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via guy)

(Source: spockular, via smoke6it6all6away)