~ ~ I'm dying inside.

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(Source: asian, via suicide-is-my-dream)

riyal:

let’s just watch movies in just our underwear and kiss a lot

(via suicide-is-my-dream)

terrakion:

i love being naked but i hate how i look naked

(via ill-be-okk)

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

(via cantescape)

cokeflow:

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands

(Source: fingerblaster113, via cantescape)

deluminator:

deluminator:

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom 

(via cuts-scars-cuts)

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

(via cuts-scars-cuts)

lonelywhiteasian:

all i ever say is “ugh” because it can show confusion, lust, disgust and contempt, and that’s pretty much my life 

(Source: bongfucker, via chikka-s)

lildrunk:

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

(via cuts-scars-cuts)

phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

(via cuts-scars-cuts)

datsrad:

purplenightsky6:

I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep.

tru

(Source: purplenightsky69, via cuts-scars-cuts)

slydigger:

*comes over to your house* *eats all your food* *leaves*

(Source: studip, via wakemeupwhenmylifeends)

I need you to be clingy because I’m paranoid and I begin to think you don’t like me if you’re not.

-My fucked up brain (via emotionalfarts)

(via con-ceal)

I feel so sad 😒